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MulletMike Is Love, MulletMike is Life.
I was only 9 years old I loved Creepy Gaming so much, I had all the merchandise and episodes.
I pray to MulletMike every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
MulletMike is love I say, MulletMike is life.
My dad overhears me and calls me a cuck.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for MulletMike.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
Im crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and its really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
Its MulletMike.
I am so happy.
He whispers in to ear "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, freaks and geeks, trolls and derps alike, welcome! Welcome, all! I am Mullet Mike with TheStickyPaddle."
He grabs me with his powerful sticky hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for MulletMike.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much but I do it for MulletMike.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please MulletMike.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
MulletMike looks him straight in the eye and says "I am Mullet Mike with TheStickyPaddle saying keep it sticky! Stay creepy. Thanks for watching! Peace!"
MulletMike leaves through my window.
MulletMike is love, MulletMike is life.